Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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