honey bunches of taint.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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