So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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