I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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