It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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