Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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