Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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