he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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