the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just want nice things and good sex
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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