wakey wakey hands off snakey
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
