well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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