operation harelip BJ is a go
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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