Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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