All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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