Operation Purity has been aborted
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
3pm strippers are depressing
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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