I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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