i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
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Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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