i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
wow bdsm is so cute
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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