what if I'm pregnant?
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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