do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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