I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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