I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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