So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
