that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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