Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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