**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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