The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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