Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
my poor anus
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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