Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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