Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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