therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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