The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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