: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
how can u be prego again
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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