So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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