HIV tests are more positive than that guy
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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