He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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