she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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