It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So apparently I’m into choking now
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