what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
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