Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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