Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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