So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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