just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
