I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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