How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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