Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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