At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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