Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
He kissed a someone with a penis
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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