Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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