Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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