are you still at the devil's house?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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