doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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