but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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