they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
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I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
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