i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
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you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
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Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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