If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Randomize
